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Woke up this morning at 11am
The sound of silence is my kind of mayhem
Life is magnifique
Without the pitter patter of tiny feet
Relaxing on the couch with a lager and lime
Watching Frozen 2 for the 68th time
But that's cuz I want to
And I don't have any explaining to do

To the kids
I don't have kids
Never hear the sound of a child's laughter
Don't need the product of a morning after
I'll keep my bucks and quids
'Cuz I don't have kids

Don’t have to make friends with other mums or dads
I can still have fun with the lasses and lads
Never have to watch what I say
Get drunk as balls on some random Tuesday
Never have to pick anyone up from school
I can pour my energies into looking ice cool
That’s the way it’s always gonna be
For my next birthday I want a hysterectomy

No kids
I don’t need kids
I don’t care if the kids are all dumb
‘Cuz I'm not a dad, and I'll never be a mum
With kids
(Yeah, junior, fuck off)

I don’t need a legacy
The family line is gonna die with me
Forgive me, dad, I’m sorry, mum
That you had to give birth to such a childless bum

You had kids
Aren’t you glad you had kids?
Now you can brag to everyone
That only your kid writes songs as good as this one
I kid
I’m a wonderful kid
K-k-k-kids, K-k-k-kids
I don’t have kids

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from The Pox / I Don't Have Kids, released April 12, 2020
Pox and Vex, 2020

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NYC / London quarantine punk scum. Read their full story in the description for 'The Pox', as the 400 characters allotted here just ain't enuff.

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